10. The Eagles will win a Super Bowl before casinos are up and running in Philadelphia.

9. Two free drinks at casinos will be recognized as Pennsylvania's official pastime.

8. Electric rates will increase before property taxes decrease.

7. The Supreme Court will do nothing and look the other way as Louis DeNaples stashes cash, favors and politicians.

6. Tad Decker and Jeff Coy will be inducted into the Integrity Hall of Fame.

5. Ernie Preate will be named as Vince Fumo's "spiritual adviser" prior to sentencing.

4. The Gaming Control Board will appoint Rod Blagojevich as an at-large member.

3. Dan Onarato, Allegheny County Executive, will tax ice cubes on all drinks served at Chicago billionaire Neil Bluhm's shiny new casino.

2. Mount Airy Lodge will expand and host a work-release wing.

1. Bill DeWeese will be indicted before table games are legislated.

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